therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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spring1999:

*accidentally gives everyone in the row a lap dance while getting up to go to the washroom at the movie theatre*

fuck-it-up-then-die:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

I remember a guy comedian saying that he doesn’t even understand why women go on dates because statistically men are more dangerousness than bears for women.

fuck-it-up-then-die:

marilyncozette:

spiderhoeoflove:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

Ah yes because us men don’t know this, we are mindless animals who must always be reminded so

Well with all the times you fuck up, we cant really take anymore chances.

I remember a guy comedian saying that he doesn’t even understand why women go on dates because statistically men are more dangerousness than bears for women.

Donnerstag, August 28, 2014

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

"Everything is temporary."
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them  (via bl-ossomed)
 
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