- teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
- me: firstname.lastname@example.org
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing